A couple walks into a dentist's office and the husband is in a hurry to get the procedure over with. "Doc," he says, "Nothing fancy. No needles. No gas. Let's pull this tooth and get it done quick."
The dentist is surprised by the man's stoic approach. "I wish all my patients had your courage. Now, which tooth is it?"
The husband turns to his wife and says, "Show him your tooth, honey."