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"Two Ladies Talking in Heaven" sent in by Facilitator "Hannah"

1st woman:   Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman:   I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st woman:   It wasn't so bad.... After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:   So, what happened?

2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.